The Poo Paper

Small Mammal, Big Business: The Untold Story of Hamster Poop and the Global Pet EconomyBy Squeaky McCheddar, Senior Rodent Affairs Correspondent In a tale...

By Genevieve Tuffbottom, Senior Poop Correspondent For centuries, squirrels have been celebrated as nature’s fluffy-tailed gardeners, planting trees one acorn at a time. But...

By: Ace Thompson, Senior Poop Correspondent Quiet streets, tidy lawns, and friendly smiles. This was once the reality for the residents of Willowbrook Estates,...

By Barkley McSniff When it comes to the battlefield of suburban lawns, we often think of unsightly mole tunnels, raccoon raids, or the occasional...

By Barkley Scooper, Senior Pet Waste Correspondent The Situation It’s 7:45 a.m. You’re already 10 minutes late for work, desperately fumbling for your keys,...