The Poo Paper

Skyline, New York — In a shocking announcement that has sent feathers flying, Pigeon Corp, the world’s leading supplier of rooftop droppings, announced that...

New York City, NY—In a bizarre twist to modern medicine, a group of fringe scientists from the newly established Institute for Excremental Innovation (IEI)...

LITTLE FALLS, MN— What began as a routine potty break turned into a nightmarish ordeal for local dog owner Tim Sanders, who found himself...

Oakville, WI – In what experts are now calling “a crisis of unparalleled magnitude,” Oakville’s beloved Maple Grove Park has been declared an official...

Barksville, Oct. 10 — In what officials are already calling “the most significant fecal disaster of the decade,” a quiet suburban neighborhood has been...

Suburban Household Descends into Chaos as Feline Protests “Outdated” Potty Standards OAKWOOD HEIGHTS, MI— Tensions have reached an all-time high in the suburban Williams...