The Poo Paper

Small Mammal, Big Business: The Untold Story of Hamster Poop and the Global Pet EconomyBy Squeaky McCheddar, Senior Rodent Affairs Correspondent In a tale...

Skyline, New York — In a shocking announcement that has sent feathers flying, Pigeon Corp, the world’s leading supplier of rooftop droppings, announced that...

New York City, NY—In a bizarre twist to modern medicine, a group of fringe scientists from the newly established Institute for Excremental Innovation (IEI)...

By Genevieve Tuffbottom, Senior Poop Correspondent For centuries, squirrels have been celebrated as nature’s fluffy-tailed gardeners, planting trees one acorn at a time. But...

LITTLE FALLS, MN— What began as a routine potty break turned into a nightmarish ordeal for local dog owner Tim Sanders, who found himself...

By: Ace Thompson, Senior Poop Correspondent Quiet streets, tidy lawns, and friendly smiles. This was once the reality for the residents of Willowbrook Estates,...

Oakville, WI – In what experts are now calling “a crisis of unparalleled magnitude,” Oakville’s beloved Maple Grove Park has been declared an official...

By Barkley McSniff When it comes to the battlefield of suburban lawns, we often think of unsightly mole tunnels, raccoon raids, or the occasional...