The Digest

Doo Doo Digest - for all things animal poop, delivering insightful, in-depth coverage of the serious side of scat.

Cat Diarrhea Causes: What’s Behind Your Kitty’s Digestive Drama?

Let’s face it: nobody wants to deal with cat diarrhea. But whether you’re a longtime cat parent or a first-time kitten guardian, the occasional...
Oct 31 2024

Defensive Defecation: How Animals Use Poop as a Survival Strategy

When it comes to survival in the animal kingdom, creatures have some fascinating tactics up their sleeves (or rather, their behinds!). While some animals...
Oct 31 2024

Can Dog Poop Be Flushed Down the Toilet? The Stinky Truth Revealed

As a responsible pet owner, you're probably no stranger to dealing with dog poop. In fact, you’ve likely perfected the art of scooping it...
Oct 26 2024

Fish Poop Management: Keeping Aquatic Life Clean and Fresh

When it comes to fish, poop is probably the last thing you want to think about. But the truth is, managing fish poop is...
Oct 19 2024

Will Dog Poop Kill Grass? The Scoop on Poop and Your Lawn

Ah, dog poop—the inevitable consequence of being a dog parent. While our four-legged friends bring endless joy, they also bring some not-so-pleasant surprises to...
Oct 18 2024

Can Dog Poop Be Used as Fertilizer? The Stinky Truth Uncovered

We’ve all been there, strolling through the park or backyard, and bam! A steaming pile of dog poop appears in your path. You may...
Oct 17 2024

Poop by the Numbers: Surprising Animal Waste Statistics

Discover fascinating facts about pet waste, from how many dog owners actually pick up after their pets to the environmental impact of uncollected poop. Dive into the numbers behind biodegradable bag usage and learn how much pet waste contributes to urban pollution. Stay informed with data that highlights the real significance of managing pet poop responsibly!

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Dog Owners Who Pick Up After Their Pets:

Around 56% of dog owners consistently pick up after their pets, with lower rates in rural areas​

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Pet Waste in Urban Water Pollution

Pet waste accounts for an estimated 20-30% of bacterial pollution in urban water systems​

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Biodegradable Poop Bags in Use:

Approximately 40% of U.S. pet owners use eco-friendly, biodegradable poop bags​

The Poo Paper

The Poo Paper - delivering absurd, mock-serious reports on outrageous animal poop incidents

Is Your Hamster Running a Black Market in Poop Pellets?

Small Mammal, Big Business: The Untold Story of Hamster Poop and the Global Pet EconomyBy Squeaky McCheddar, Senior Rodent Affairs Correspondent In a tale...
Oct 13 2024

Pigeon Corp Announces 10% Workforce Reduction Due to Rising Poop Crisis, Delays Delivery of New Nest Design

Skyline, New York — In a shocking announcement that has sent feathers flying, Pigeon Corp, the world’s leading supplier of rooftop droppings, announced that...
Oct 13 2024

Pigeon Poop Declared "Cure-All" by Fringe Scientists, City Dwellers Horrified

New York City, NY—In a bizarre twist to modern medicine, a group of fringe scientists from the newly established Institute for Excremental Innovation (IEI)...
Oct 12 2024

The Great Squirrel Poop Conspiracy – Are Acorns Just a Cover?

By Genevieve Tuffbottom, Senior Poop Correspondent For centuries, squirrels have been celebrated as nature’s fluffy-tailed gardeners, planting trees one acorn at a time. But...
Oct 10 2024

Dog’s Unprecedented Poop Performance Traps Owner in Backyard for 3 Hours

LITTLE FALLS, MN— What began as a routine potty break turned into a nightmarish ordeal for local dog owner Tim Sanders, who found himself...
Oct 10 2024

Neighborhood Plunged into Chaos by Mysterious "Phantom Pooper"

By: Ace Thompson, Senior Poop Correspondent Quiet streets, tidy lawns, and friendly smiles. This was once the reality for the residents of Willowbrook Estates,...
Oct 10 2024

Local Park Declared ‘Biohazard Zone’ After Catastrophic Pet Poop Incident

Oakville, WI – In what experts are now calling “a crisis of unparalleled magnitude,” Oakville’s beloved Maple Grove Park has been declared an official...
Oct 10 2024

Investigative Report: The Silent Scourge of Suburban Yards — Squirrels Unleashing Tiny Terrors

By Barkley McSniff When it comes to the battlefield of suburban lawns, we often think of unsightly mole tunnels, raccoon raids, or the occasional...
Oct 10 2024
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩
A sloth only poops once a week, and it can weigh up to 1/3 of its body weight! 🦥💩
Wombat poop is cube-shaped to prevent it from rolling away—nature's building blocks! 🐾🟫
Rabbit poop is so nutrient-rich they eat it twice! 🐇💩 Second round, anyone? 😅
Penguins shoot their poop up to 4 feet away to keep their nests clean! 🐧💥💩

Crappy Critiques

Crappy Critiques - where we take a closer look at the best (and worst) animal poop products on the market

The Best Dog Poop Eating Deterrent: Say Goodbye to Yard Snacks with No Poo Chews!

Coprophagia Crisis: Why Your Dog Thinks Poop is a Snack Ah yes, the delightful world of dog ownership—filled with cuddles, tail wags, and the...
Oct 12 2024

The Neater Scooper Review! A Cat Poop Revolution

Let's face it—cleaning the litter box is no one’s idea of a good time. One minute you’re living your best life, and the next,...
Oct 12 2024

kin+kind Organic Pumpkin Powder Review – Because Even Your Pet Deserves a Gut That Doesn’t Suck

If your pet’s digestive system is a constant battlefield of hairballs, constipation, and questionable poops, then kin+kind Organic Pumpkin Powder is here to save...
Oct 10 2024

Litter Genie Plus Pail Review – Because Even Your Cat’s Poop Deserves a Fancy Trash Can

Ah, the joys of being a cat owner: snuggles, purring... and of course, dealing with endless piles of poop. Enter the Litter Genie Plus...
Oct 10 2024

Pooph Pet Odor Eliminator (20oz Spray) – Because Your Pet’s Stink Won’t Clean Itself

If you own a pet, congratulations! You've also signed up for the lifelong battle against odors that range from mildly annoying to "how is...
Oct 10 2024

Amazon Basics Dog Poop Bags: The Ultimate Solution for Pet Owners

When it comes to taking care of your furry friend’s business, having the right tools is essential. The Amazon Basics Dog Poop Bags with Dispenser and...
Oct 10 2024